Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)


9,419 notes
tagged as: hahahaha YES. sufjan.
reblogged from empressfab
originally posted by alexhasa

  1. lionfaux reblogged this from notthelights
  2. natethelumberjack reblogged this from litheos
  3. theidlewavecaps reblogged this from counter-balance
  4. lucyinthesoupwithcroutons reblogged this from counter-balance
  5. notthelights reblogged this from litheos
  6. counter-balance reblogged this from litheos
  7. litheos reblogged this from hiswheezy
  8. explodinghearttechnique reblogged this from stevenwallaby and added:
    The Miracle Machine That Turns Water and Grounds Into Coffee! Rejoice!
  9. comeoutyourshitisgone reblogged this from stevenwallaby
  10. stevenwallaby reblogged this from johndisneys
  11. johndisneys reblogged this from alexhasa
  12. anywayheresblackwall reblogged this from yokothetypo
  13. essentiallyjesus reblogged this from babehsandbunnehs
  14. thebeardabides reblogged this from arcanearcher
  15. babehsandbunnehs reblogged this from arcanearcher
  16. arcanearcher reblogged this from myicebroughtthegoaliesin
  17. floatingwalrus reblogged this from myicebroughtthegoaliesin
  18. i-sing-endlessly reblogged this from thehotelyorba
  19. thehotelyorba reblogged this from desenrascancador
  20. erikvatne reblogged this from nbronten
  21. nbronten reblogged this from alexhasa
  22. desenrascancador reblogged this from tyromantic
  23. 9yrold reblogged this from sighquil
  24. sighquil reblogged this from theportsofcallandmorrow
  25. 100percentkick reblogged this from dinospy
  26. dinospy reblogged this from tyromantic
  27. eemilyannrosee reblogged this from hermitjoel