December 2011
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How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the... →
fuckyeahlost:
Sawyer 1. Throw the jar of jelly at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich” 2. Call the mascot on the jar of peanut butter lots of clever nicknames 3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot 4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical peanut butter and jelly sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
