j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
That’s awesome how he uses her other senses to describe the pie.
I’m crying over pie.
how did pie make me cry
Homework’s been kinda crazy. But I knew it would be because Monday there was lasagna.
Homework’s been kinda crazy. But I knew it would be because Monday there was lasagna.
Homework’s been kinda crazy. But I knew it would be because Monday there was lasagna.
it is barking.
(via synecdoche)
It is a dog.
(via chriskohney)
i was wearing red lipstick, and this guy’s like how much for a bj? i’m like about the cost of your funeral. we laughed. anyway he’s dead now.
